On the Trustworthiness of Your Internal Organs
Therapists are always saying "listen to your body." They seem to assume it's some wise, 90 year old aunt spitting clever insights that both lay bare why you do what…
About a Girl
Almost 18 years ago, we brought this girl home—weighed about seven pounds eleven ounces, slept a lot, pooped a lot. Played this game where she’d just start crying and you’d…
A New Year’s Resolution That Can’t Stand Keanu Reeves
I just remembered that I haven’t written anything in over two months. At this rate I’ll need to rename the blog to PaulJokesFairlyInfrequently, which is nowhere near as catchy. So…
Thankfulness, With Sprinkles
I am thankful for having no idea what I am most thankful for. It’s a good problem to have. I have so much to be thankful for that my brain…